外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹64：自然分娩 (中英)
A lady didn’t quite make if to hospital for the birth of her child; in fact，the baby was born on the lawn just outside the main entrance. The poor woman was dreadfully embarrassed and was being consoled by one of the nurses，who said; "Don’t worry about it. It could have been worse，when two years ago we had a woman who gave birth in the, elevator.” The woman cried，"That was me !”and burst into tears.
一个孕妇还没有来得及到医院就生下了她的孩子。实际上，婴儿是在医院大门外的草坪上出生的。这个可怜的女人因此而感到非常的尴尬。一个护士安慰她说:“不要担心，有的人还不如你呢。两年前有个女人是在电梯里生下的孩子。” 那个女人泪如泉涌地哭着说:“那就是我!”
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