外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹65：如果只有一天 (中英)
At a resort，a fellow walks up to an older fellow who is sitting in the sun, sipping iced tea.
在一个度假胜地，一个家伙走向一个正在太阳低下坐着喝冰茶的老人。
Younger guy says，"Hey, you are going to just sit around all day? How about it if you join me for a round of gulf.”
年轻一些的人说:“嘿，你打算一整天都坐在这里吗?和我去打一局高尔夫怎么样?”
"No,”the older fellow replies，"tried it once，didn’t like it.”
“不想去，”那个老人回答，“试过一次，不喜欢。”
"Well then。”the younger fellow asks，"how about a swim? It might be just as refreshing as your iced tea there.”
“那好，”年轻人说，“那游泳怎么样?那感觉也许和你喝冰茶一样凉爽。”
"No,”the older fellow responds，"tried it once. didn’t like it. But if you're game for tennis。my son will be here soon and is usually up for a game or two一you might want to play with him.”
“不想去”，那个老人又回答，“我试过一次，不喜欢。但是如果你想要打网球，我的儿子会很快过来和你打上一两场。你会喜欢和他一起玩的。”
Younger fellow replies: "Your only child I presume?"
年轻人说:“我估计那是你的独生子吧?”
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