外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹83：空军上尉与邮递员(中英)

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Hurrying to my plebe chemistry class at West Point, I noticed a tactical officer in my regiment coming the other way, white gym bag over his shoulder. He was an Air Force captain，and his blue uniform stood out amid our Army olive drab and cadet gray. I quick1y saluted，and then heard the officer demands an explanation from the plebe behind me for his failure to do so.

在西点军校上课时，我急急忙忙地去上新生的化学课。我注意到我们团的一名战术军官肩上背着白色的运动包正从另外一边走来。他是一名空军上尉，他那蓝色的制服在我们陆军的草绿色制服和暗灰色制服中间格外显眼。我立即敬了一个礼，接着就听见那名军官要求我后面的学生解释为什么没有那么做。

“But, sir,” said my bewildered classmate, "I thought you were the mailman!"

“可是，长官，”我的学生迷惑不解地说，“我还以为您是邮递员呢!”

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