因为我对金子过敏

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For months I hinted that I needed a new wedding ring, since I had developed an allergy to gold. On my birthday, while I was gardening, my husband asked me for gift suggestions. I held my hands up and said, "Well, you'll notice that my hands are bare."

Later that evening I opened my present with enthusiasm. "Happy birthday," he said, as I unwrapped a new pair of gardening gloves.

几个月来我暗示我需要一个新的结婚戒指，因为我对金子过敏。在我生日那天，我正在花园里，我的丈夫问我想要什么礼物。我举起我的双手说，“嗯，你会注意到我的手是赤裸的。”那晚我激动地打开我的礼物。”生日快乐，”他说，当我拿出一副新的园艺手套。

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