外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹104：罗素悖论(中英)
The great logician Betrand Russell once claimed that he could prove anything if given that 1+1=1.
伟大的逻辑学家罗素曾说过用1+1=1他可以证明一切事物。
So one day , some smarty一pants asked him; "0k. Prove that you're the Pope.”
一天，几个自作聪明的人问他:“证明一下你是教皇。”
He thought for a while and proclaimed, "I am one. The Pope is one. Therefore, the Pope and I are one.”
他想了想，然后说“我是一个人，教皇是一个人，所以我们都是一个人。”
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