外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹112：我这是在哪儿？(中英)
Nat lived in a small town in England. He always stayed in England for his holidays, but then last year he thought," I've never been outside this country. All my friends go to Spain, and they like it very much, so this year I’m going to go there too.
兰特住在英格兰的一座小镇上，假期总是呆在国内。但是去年，他想:“我从未出过国。我所有的朋友都去西班牙度假，都觉得那儿很不错，今年我也要去那儿一趟。”
First he went to Madrid and stayed in a small hotel for a few days. On the first morning he went out for a walk. In England people drive on the left, but in Spain they drive on the right. Nat forgot about this, and while he was crossing a busy street, a bicycle knocked him down.
他首先去了马德里，在一家小旅馆呆了几天。第一天上午，他出去逛逛。在英国，人们是靠左行驶，但在西班牙是靠右。兰特忘记了这点。他在过一条车辆拥挤的街道时，被一辆自行车撞倒在地。
Nat lay on the ground for a few seconds and then he sat up and said: "Where am I?" An old man was selling maps at the side of the street, and he at once came to Nat and said，..said, Map of the city, sir?"
兰特在地上躺了几秒钟，然后坐起来说:“我这是在哪儿?”一位老人正在街道旁边卖地图，他立即走到兰特跟前说:“买张交通图，先生?”
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