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- Snake solves problem
- I was driving down a lonely country road one cold winter day when it began to sleet pretty heavily. My windows were getting icy and my wiper blades were badly worn and quickly fell apart under...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I own the fastest car
- A man goes out and buys the best car available in the US or Europe， a 2001 Turbo BeepBeep. It is the best and most expensive car in the world， and it runs him $500，000. He takes it out for a spin...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- New airbag in Detroit
- GENERAL MOTORS INTRODUCES NEW INSTANT-WIN AIRBAGS DETROIT―― With third-quarter sales sluggish and its share of the domestic market down 11 percent since 1993， General Motors unveiled a new...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Deaf lady in trouble
- One day a lady was driving on the Highway. She frequently checked her speed gauge to make sure she stayed within the speed limit. However， when she looked into her rear mirror， much to her disma...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Travel in the far east
- Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark， which the native people take as an insult to the royal...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Tour near glaciers
- The following is supposedly a true story relating to an actual guide and his response to questions. Swiss mountain guides who always do the same trails can get tired answering the same ques...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Crossing the border
- While crossing the US-Mexican border on his bicycle， the man was stopped by a guard who pointed to two sacks the man had on his shoulders. "What's in the bags？"， asked the guard. "Sand，" said t...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Your wife just fell out
- On a rural road a state trooper pulled this farmer over and said： "Sir， do you realize your wife fell out of the car several miles back？" To which the farmer replied： "Thank God， I thought I had go...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A driving school test
- The following are a sampling of real answers received on exams given by the California Department of Transportation's driving school. Q： Do you yield when a blind pedestrian is crossing the...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The train has failed
- A large two engined train was crossing America. After they had gone some distance one of the engines broke down. "No problem，" the engineer thought， and carried on at half power. Farther on d...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where are we going?
- An American man， a Russian man， and an African man were all up in a hot-air balloon together. After a few minutes， the Russian man put his hand down through the clouds. "Aaah！" he said. "We're rig...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Do this while driving
- Strange and silly things to do while driving. We do not advise doing any of the below "things to do while driving"， as all driving should be taken seriously. The below "things to do while drivi...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Cop wants an excuse
- A man was driving home late one afternoon， and he was driving above the speed limit. He notices a police car with its red lights on in his rear view mirror. He thinks "I can outrun this guy，" so...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Touring South Africa
- A tourist is traveling with a guide through one of the thickest jungles in South Africa， when he comes across an ancient Mayan temple. The tourist is entranced by the temple， and asks the guide...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Confuse traffic signs
- A cop pulls over a carload of nuns. Cop： "Sister， this is a 65 MPH highway ―― why are you going so slow？" Sister： "Sir， I saw a lot of signs that said 22， not 65." Cop： "Oh sister， that's n...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where is this place?
- A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- His and her road trips
- HIS and HERS Road Trip HERS： Pulls off at wrong exit. opens window asks directions of a knowledgeable police officer Arrives at destination presently. HIS： Pulls off at wron...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Men advising women
- Advice From Men To Women ……Never buy a 'new' brand of beer because 'it was on sale.' ……If we're in the backyard and the TV in the den is on， that doesn't mean we're not watching it. ...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Women seeking men
- "WOMEN SEEKING MEN" Classifieds 40-ish means： 48 Adventurer means： Has had more partners than you ever will Affectionate means： Possessive Artist means： Unreliable Average looking m...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Great to be a woman
- Reason's why it's great to be a woman 1. Free drinks. 2. Free dinners. 3. Free movies. 4. Speeding ticket？ What's that？ 5. New lipstick gives you a whole new lease on life. 6....
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Education for women
- Continuing Education Courses for Women Silence， the Final Frontier： Where No Woman Has Gone Before. The Undiscovered Side of Banking： Making Deposits. Parties： Going Without New Outfits....
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The guide for women
- A WOMAN'S GUIDE TO WHAT A MAN IS REALLY SAYING： I'M HUNGRY. I'm hungry. I'M SLEEPY. I'm sleepy. I'M TIRED. I'm tired. I'VE GOTTA GO. Get out of the way and stay away unt...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Be politically correct
- How to be politically correct with women She is not a BLEACHED BLONDE - She is PEROXIDE DEPENDENT. She is not a BAD COOK - She is MICROWAVE COMPATIBLE. She does not wear TOO MUCH JEWE...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Short gender jokes
- What is the thinnest book in the world？ What men know about women！ Why don't men eat more M & M's？ They are too hard to peel！ What do you call a man with an I.Q. of 50？ Gifted！ Wha...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Short gender jokes 2
- Women are like guns， keep one around long enough and your going to want to shoot it. Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman？ Because a woman who can't even afford a washing...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
