Where is this place?
A man and his wife were driving their Recreational Vehicle across the country and were nearing a town spelled Kissimee. They noted the strange spelling and tried to figure how to pronounce it - KISS-a-me； kis-A-me； kis-a-ME. They grew more perplexed as they drove into the town.
Since they were hungry， they pulled into a place to get something to eat. At the counter， the man said to the waitress：
"My wife and I can't seem to be able to figure out how to pronounce this place. Will you tell me where we are and say it very slowly so that I can understand."
The waitress looked at him and said： "Buuurrrgerrr Kiiiinnnng."
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