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- 异常昂贵的宿舍通行证
- On the first day of college， the Dean addressed the students， pointing out some of the rules： "The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students， and the male dormitory to the femal...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 时间对猪的意义time to pig
- One day a visitor from the city came to a small rural area to drive around the country roads， see how the farms looked， and perhaps to see how farmers earned their living. The city man saw a farmer...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- I cannot see it at all
- After supper， the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV， "Honey， go see if the kitchen light is on...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Where Am I?
- An Englishman lost his way while he was driving in the countryside. He saw a farmer working in the field nearby， so he went nearer in his car and asked the farmer， "Excuse me， can you tell me where I...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A good box of matches
- Mother sent Tommy to the store across the street to buy a good box of matches. When Tommy came back， mother asked him， "Did you buy a good box of matches？" "Yes， Mum." Tommy replied， " I have tried the...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 你将救出哪一幅？
- A newspaper organized a contest for the best answer to the question: "If a fire broke out in the Louvre, and if you could only save one painting, which one would you carry out？" 一份报纸组织...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A Present
- Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your birthday？ Mom: No, Honey, what？ Kate: A nice teapot. Mom: But I've got a nice teapot. Kate: No, you haven't. I've just drop...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 我要表现得像个女士
- One day when women's dresses were on sale at the Far East Department Store, a dignified middle-aged man decided to get his wife a piece. But he soon found himself being battered by frantic wom...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 一个前台小姐的暴笑八级英语
- 昨天来了个老外，进到办公室，前台小姐左看右看，大家都在打游戏，只有自己比较清闲，就面带微笑的: 前台小姐:“hello？” 老外:“hi.” 前台小姐:“you have what thing？” 老外:“can you speak English？ ”...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Well, how do I look?
- The Top Bad Response For Guys To Give To The "How Do I Look" Question 1. "That's a great outfit honey but Halloween was 6 weeks ago." 2. "I ain't seen a caboose that big since Amtrak lef...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Bad to hear in surgery
- Things you don't want to hear during surgery： 1. Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy. 2. "Accept this sacrifice， O Great Lord of Darkness." 3. Bo！ Bo！ Come back with that. Bad...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- True Internet addiction
- You Are Maliciously Internet Addicted When： 1. You kiss your girlfriend's/boyfriend's home page. 2. Your bookmark takes 15 minutes to scroll from top to bottom. 3. Your eyeglasses have...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- The Hollywood hotel
- The Top 10 Floor Plans for the Planet Hollywood Movie Hotel 1. "Scream" suite which becomes vacant quickly. 2. Hotel pool never gets used due to menacing music and one lone fin circling...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Too many Y2K fears
- Signs You Took Y2K Too Serious 1. You didn't find out that nothing happened for a week because you were holed up in your cellar. 2. You don't have to go to the grocery store for a year....
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Make life simpler tips
- Helpful Tips To Make Life Simpler 1. Old telephone books make ideal personal address books. Simply cross out the names and addresses of people you don't know. 2. Fool other drivers into...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Know because of TV
- Things You Wouldn't Know Without The Tube All Of Life's Mysteries Are On TV 1. If staying in a haunted house， women should investigate any strange noises wearing their most revealing underwe...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Excuses for speeding
- The Top Bad Excuses For Speeding 1. "This is my tryout for Nascar." 2. "I've got to get back to Amish Country before they realize that I am missing." 3. "That McDonald's offer is for...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- In a bad nursing home
- The Top Signs You're In A Bad Nursing Home 1. Its named Heaven's Waiting Room. 2. Cheap TV antenna can't pick up Xena： Warrior Princess. 3. Defibrilator doubles as a remote control. ...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Fun at others expense
- 30 Ways to Have Fun at the Expense of Others 1. Specify that your drive-through order is "to go." 2. If you have a glass eye， tap on it occasionally with your pen while talking to others....
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- You an Internet addict?
- You Might Be An Internet Addict If…… 1. You step out of your room and realize that your parents have moved and you don't have a clue as to when it happened. 2. Your bookmark list takes...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- A relationship is over
- The Top Signs That Your Net Relationship Is Over 1. All of a sudden， she's typing in a different font. 2. Instead of hearing that lovely "You've Got Mail" statement when you use America O...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 面包烤焦了(中英)
- The Toast Is Burned A young couple were becoming anxious about their four-year-old son， who had not yet talked. They took him to specialists， but the doctors found nothing wrong with him. The...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- Dogs not on computers
- Why Dogs Don't Use Computers 1. Can't stick their heads out of Windows '95. 2. Fetch command not available on all platforms. 3. Hard to read the monitor with your head cocked to one s...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 亲爱的，没什么新鲜事
- A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked “Anything new at work”, and he replied“, no, I am teaching History”. 中文翻译： 一位历史老师和他的妻子在吃饭。妻...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事 -
- 学会礼貌 To Be Polite
- One day, Bill and Tom went to a restaurant for dinner. As soon as the waiter took out two steaks, Bill quickly picked out the bigger steak for himself. Tom wasn't happy about that： “When ar...
2018-12-27 英语笑话_英文笑话_英语幽默小故事
