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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹210:休息喝咖啡的时间(中英)

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A blonde was recently hired at an office. Her first task was to go out for coffee. Eager to do well her first day on the job, she grabbed a large thermos and hurried to a nearby coffee shop. She held up the thermos and the coffee shop worker quickly came over to take her order. She asked, "Is this big enough to hold six cups of coffee?" The coffee shop worker looked at the thermos, hesitated a few seconds, then finally replied, "Yeah. It looks like about six cups to me.”

一个办公室里最近来了一位金发女孩,她的第一项任务就是出去买咖啡。她想第一天上班就出色地完成任务,于是抓起了一个大保温瓶,迅速地跑向附近的咖啡店。见她手举保温瓶,咖啡店的店员马上走过来帮她订咖啡,女孩问:“这个能盛下6杯咖啡吗?”店员看了看暖瓶,迟疑了一下说:“我看能盛下6杯。”

"Oh good!” the blonde sighed in relief. "Then give me two regular, two black, and two decaf.”

“啊,太好了!”女孩放心的叹了口气。“好,那就给我两杯黑咖啡,两杯普通的咖啡,两杯德卡夫咖啡……”

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