为什么鱼比女人好？
――If you catch a fish,you don′t have to worry about its mother.
――Fish don′t care what size your worm is.
――You can catch a fish at any age.
――You can keep fish live well until you′re ready for them.
――If you′re not in the mood for fish,you can have beef.
――You can use the same old line every time to catch a fish.
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