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英语幽默小故事带翻译:Not everything is perfect 并非尽善尽美!(中英双语)

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41.Not everything is perfect

41.并非尽善尽美!

"The White House is proposing we collaborate with Russia to build a new space station,"says Jay Leno. "Know what that means? We're going to wind up with a space station that has a$30-million toilet-and no toilet paper.”

白宫方面建议同俄国共同建立一个新的空间站,杰·李诺说:“你们知道这是个什么概念吗?我们将建立的太空站,光厕所就得花3000万美元,但不提供手纸。”

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