那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事133：光着脚去约会
那些妙趣横生的英语幽默故事
Go barafoot
光着脚去约会
In secondary school, I was always self-conscious about my height.
念中学的时候，我对自己的身高非常敏感。
Once I was asked out by a life-guard. I had never really stood naxt to him and didn't know how tall he was.so the night of the date I took out two pairs of shoes-one with heels,one flat.
一次，一位救生员约我出去。事实上，我从未和他并肩站过，因而不知道他到底有多高。因此约会那晚，我拿出两双鞋，一双高跟，一双平跟。
I arranged with my brother to answer the door,compare his height with my date's and run upstairs to let me know which shoes to wear．
我安排哥哥去开门，让他和救生员比比高度，再上楼告诉我应穿哪双鞋。
When the doorbell rang l waited. Then my brother showed up and told me what I didn't want to hear: “Go barefoot."
门铃响了，我在楼上等着。哥哥跑上楼告诉了我一个不幸的消息：“你可以光着脚去约会。”
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