Lightning
Lightning
Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?
Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!
闪电
老师:为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?
罗伊:因为它击中一个地方一次以后,那个地方就不存在了。
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