外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹221：女人最喜爱哪四种动物呢？(中英)
A mink in the closet, a Jaguar in the garage，a tiger in the bedroom, and a jackass who'll pay for it all.
衣柜里的“水貂”，车库里的“美洲虎”，卧室里的“猛虎”，和愿意为她们买这些的“傻驴”。
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