英语幽默笑话30秒Unit17：Why为什么(双语)
A cemetery grounds keeper was going about his rounds when he saw a man lying on a grave,
“位墓园管理员在巡视的时候，看见一名男子躺在坟墓上，
sobbing loudly and pounding his fits on the ground,
大声哭泣，并且用他的拳头重重地敲打地面．他悲痛地说：
"Why did you have to die?Oh,why?Why?Why?"he lamented.
"你为什么一定要死？哦，为什么？为什么？为什么？”
"A loved one's passing is a terrible lose."the grounds keeper offered in consolation,
墓园管理员安慰他说“心爱的人死去是个很难受的损失，
"but someday,the pain will pass."
但是终有一天，伤痛会过去的。”
"Love one?" the weeping man said ,looking up.
这位哭泣的男子抬起头看着他说：“心爱的人？
" I didn't even know the guy."
我根本不认识这个人。…
"Then why all the tears? "
"那为什么要痛哭流涕呢？…"
"He was my wife's first husband!"
"他是我老婆的笫一任老公呀！”
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