外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹222：生日礼物(中英)
The couple have not been getting along for years, so the husband thinks, "I' 11 buy my wife a cemetery plot for her birthday. Well, you can imagine her disappointment. The next year, her birthday rolls around again and he doesn’t get her anything.
一对夫妻由于很多年都相处不融洽，所以丈夫想:“我要买一块墓地送给我妻子做生日礼物。”你能想象他妻子有多失望。第二年，妻子的生日又到了，但是他没有给她任何东西。
She says,“ Why didn't you get me a birthday present?"
妻子说:“为什么你不送给我生日礼物。”
He says, "You didn't use what I got you Last year!”
丈夫回答:“因为去年我送你的生日礼物你没有用。”
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