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初学者爱上英语幽默小笑话15:女人的回答(中英)

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1.A Woman's Answer

女人的回答

A husband said to his wife, "Why did God create women to be beautiful but foolish'?"

一位丈夫对妻子说:“为什么上帝把女人创造得如此美丽却又愚蠢呢?”

"Well," his wife answered at once. "The reason is very simple. God made us beautiful so men would love us; God made us foolish so we would marry them."

“噢,”他的妻子立刻回答道,“原因很简单。上帝使我们如此美丽,男人才会爱我们。上帝使我们如此愚蠢,我们才会嫁给他们。”

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