外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹225：民主党人和共和党人(中英)
Democrats make plans and then do something else. Republicans follow the plans their grandfathers made.
民主党人做出计划，然后把它放到一边，而共和党人则追随其祖辈制定的计划。
Republicans study the financial pages of the newspaper. Democrats put them in the bottom of the bird cage.
共和党人认真研究报纸的财经版，而民主党人却将其垫在鸟笼底下。
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