Luggage
'No more,'the man said.'Next time, I'm hiding in the bag, and my parter can buy the ticket!'
行李
一个商人拖着他那鼓鼓囊囊的特大号旅行袋登上飞机，真够费劲的。 在一位机务乘员的帮助下， 他终于设法将旅行袋进了头顶上的行李箱。“您总是携带这么重的行李？”她叹息道。
“再也不会了，”那人说道，“下次，我待在旅行袋内，我的同伴买票！”
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