外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹193：逛购物中心(中英)

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A boy and his father visiting from a third world country were at Lakeside Mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and back together again.

一对来自第三世界国家的父子来到了湖岸购物中心。他们被眼前的一切惊呆了，特别是两面发光的银墙，这墙不但可以分开，还可以合上。

The boy asked his father, "What is this father?" The father responded, "Son I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is!”

儿子问父亲:“爸爸，这是什么?”爸爸回答说:“儿子，我这辈子还从来没见过这东西呢，我也不知道这是什么。”

While the boy and his father were watching wide一eyed an old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving wails and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched small circles of lights with numbers above the walls light up. They continued to watch the circles light up in the reverse direction. The walls opened up again and a voluptuous 24 years old woman stepped out.

这对父子睁大了眼睛，他们看见一位坐轮椅的老太太，摇到那面会移动的墙面前按了一下按钮，墙打开了，老太太摇着轮椅从两面墙的中间穿了过去，进了一个小屋子里。墙合上了。男孩和他的爸爸看到墙上闪动着的写有数字的小圆灯在向上移动。他们又看到那小圆灯又向相反的方向移动。墙打开了，从里面走出一位约24岁迷人的女人。

The father said to his son, "Go to get your mother".

爸爸对儿子说:“走，快去把你妈叫来。”

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