爆笑英语幽默笑话精57:A Cerebra!Conversation理智的交谈（英汉双语笑话）
57.A Cerebra!Conversation
57.理智的交谈
A Sri一Lankian professor went to London on his sabbatical. After three months he was tired of English food and went to a butcher shop to buy something to allay his homesickness.
一位斯里兰卡教授到伦敦去修教学假。三个月以后他吃厌了英国的饭菜，就到肉铺去买点东西来减轻他的思乡之情。
“Have you brain?”he asked the butcher.
“你有脑子吗?”他问卖肉的。
The butcher stared at him for a minute then said，“If I had any，do you think I'd be working here?”
卖肉的愣愣地看着他，半晌才说:“如果我有脑子，你想我还会在这儿干吗?”
cerebral
adj.大脑的;理智的;有智力的
sabbatical
adj.休假的=sabbatical leave(美国某些大学给大学教师每七年一次的)公休假
butcher
n.[C]肉贩，肉店老板;屠夫
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