看笑话学英语31:I Could Just Scream我只能尖叫
听笑话学英语31:I Could Just Scream 我只能尖叫
牙医在请求一个病人：“帮个忙好吗？你能不能尽你所能发出最响亮、最凄厉痛苦的尖叫”？
病人说：“为什么？这次其实不算糟糕啊。”
牙医说：“现在候诊室的病人实在太多，而我不想错过4点的球赛”。
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