外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹153：圣诞节晚会(中英)
John woke up after the annual office Christmas party with a pounding headache,cotton一mouthed and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening. After a trip to the bathroom, he made his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. "Louise,” he moaned, "tell me what happened last night. Was it as bad as I think?"
约翰在一年一度的圣诞节晚会后醒来，他觉得头非常疼，嘴酸得说不出话来。他也想不起来前一个晚上发生了什么事情。去过了一趟厕所，他来到楼下，妻子给他倒了一杯咖啡。“路易斯，”他呻吟道，“告诉我昨天晚上发生了什么事?比我想象得还要糟糕吗?”
"Even worse," she said, her voice oozing scorn. "You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and you insulted the president of the company, right to his face.”
“比你想得还要糟，”她的声音充满了轻蔑说，“你真是丑态百出。你和所有的公司董事作对。你还当着公司的董事长的面侮辱了他。”
"He's an idiot,” John said. "Piss on him.”
“他是个白痴，”约翰说，“就该冲他小便。”
"You did,” came the reply, "And he fired you.”
“你正是这么做的，”他的妻子回答，“他解雇了你。”
"Well, screw him!” said John.
“哼，修理他!”约翰说。
"I did. You’re back at work on Monday.”
“我正是这么做的。所以你星期一就又可以回去上班了。”
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