英语幽默小故事带翻译：Buy it,but don’t use it!买书，但不用!（中英双语）
8.Buy it,but don't use it!
8.买书，但不用!
" This is the book recommended this quarter,”announced my political science professor on the first day of class. "However，we won't use it much, because my primary purpose is to teach you to think.”
“这段时间，我推荐你们用这本书。”政治经济学教授在我们的第一堂课上说。“可是，我们这本书用得不多。因为，我的主要目的是想教你们怎样思维。”
Angered that my hard-earned money had been wasted,I raised my hand，”You mean I just spent$22. 50 on a book I won't need?"
听到这儿我感到很气愤。难道我辛苦挣来的钱就这么浪费掉了吗?于是，我举手问:“您是说，我刚花了22. 5美元买了本我们不用的书?”
" Good，"replied the professor with a smile."Your re starting to think already."
“很好！"教授笑着说:“你已经开始思考了。”
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