英语幽默小故事带翻译：Sudden turn 急转弯儿（中英双语）
51.Sudden turn
51.急转弯儿
A guest of ours at the country club took a wrong turn and found herself in the menu's locker room. She encountered a burly man clad only in a towel and puffing on a cigar. "May I help youy"he asked."No，thanks,"she answered calmly. "I'm just looking for the non-smoking section."
在我们乡村俱乐部里有位女客人，她拐错了弯儿，发现自己走进了男子更衣室。碰巧撞到一个很壮实的男人。他裹着一条浴巾在抽雪茄.“我能为您效劳吗?”他问.
“不，谢谢，”她平静地回答。“我是在找一个无人抽烟的地方。”
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