外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹176：一元钱(中英)
The teacher asked Tom:"Why did you come to school so late this morning?"
老师问汤姆:“今天早上你为什么迟到了?”
"Someone lost one dollar.”Answered Tom.
“有个人丢了一块钱。”汤姆回答说。
"Oh，now I know money ,”the teacher you helped him find said.
“噢，我知道了，你帮助他找钱了。”老师说。
"No,I stood on the money until the person went away," was Tom's reply.
“我一直站在那一块钱上，直到所有的人都走了。”汤姆回答说。
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