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爆笑英语幽默笑话精111:Warning提醒(英汉双语笑话)

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111 .Warning

111.提醒

Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan,my  husband and!decided to visit him. I was careful to call him a few days in advace,I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming,did not you?”I teased.

我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马学院的新生,开学几个星期之后,我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话,“提醒”他洲门将光临。但是当洲门来到宿舍时,他的房间凌乱不堪,我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来,是吗?”我取笑他。

"Are you kidding?”he replied,"why else would I have bothered to clean?”

“开什么玩笑?”他回答说.“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”

 

 

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