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爆笑英语幽默笑话精110:How To Do It怎样做(英汉双语笑话)

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110.How To Do It

110.怎样做

A schoolgirl was sitting with her feet stretched far out into the aisle,and was busily chewing gum,when the teacher espied her.

一个女生坐在座位上,嘴里拼命地嚼着口香糖,脚还伸到过道里,被老师给看见了。

“Katei”called the teacher sharply.

“凯特!”老师大声地叫她。

"Yes,sir?”questioned the girl.

“怎么了,老师?”这个女孩问道。

"Take that gum out of your mouth and put you feet in !”

“把口香糖从嘴里拿出来,把你的脚放进去!”

 

 

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