外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹136：混乱的药方(中英)
This is a true story, which happened to me. For a while, I worked as a cashier at a local drugstore. Well, one afternoon, while I was working at the drug counter，a woman came in and dropped off 3 prescriptions to be filled. Later, she came back, and wanted to pick up the prescriptions. Two of the prescriptions were ready, with the third stapled to the bag. The pharmacist had already told me about this one.
这是我曾经历过的一个真实的故事，那时我在本地的一家药店做收银员。一天下午，我正在柜台里工作，一个妇女走了进来给了我三个处方笺，要配三服药。过了一会儿她回来取药，看到只配好了两个处方的药，而第三个处方却只是订在药袋上。药剂师已经告诉了我其中的原因。
"Here you go, we were only able to fill two of the prescriptions,” I said.
“给您，我们只能给您配这两服药。”我说。
"Why can’t you fill the other one?" she said.
“为什么不配那服药?”她问。
"I' m sorry, we don't carry that one,” I said.
“很抱歉我们这没有。”我答道。
"Well，can you order it?"
“你们可以定购吗?”
"No.”
“不行。”
"Well where can I get it filled?"
“那我到哪儿才能配到这服药?”
"I'm afraid you will have to go to the hospital to get it filled.”
“恐怕你得去医院了。”
"Why? What's it for?"
“为什么?你什么意思?”
"A chest X一ray.”
“这个处方写的是去医院做胸透。”
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