外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹137：孩子们天生就是喜剧演员(中英)
In response to the request for "kids growing up" stories, here's one told to me many years ago by some friends about their five一year一old daughter Laura. The mother calls it "The Kevin Incident.” The father just says, "Like mother, like daughter.”
我想讲一个关于孩子成长的故事，这是很多年以前我的一个朋友告诉我的关于她五岁女儿劳拉的故事。这个母亲称之为“凯文事件”，而父亲却说“有其母必有其女”。
It seems that Laura came home from Nursery School one day and announced that Kevin had pee一peed in the yard. Since Laura was one of the older children in the Nursery School group, her parents wanted to impress on her that she should try to help the younger children learn right from wrong, so they said, "Well，Laura honey, how big is Kevin?" Whereupon Laura held her two index fingers an inch or so apart and said, "Oh, about this big.”
一天，劳拉从幼儿园回到家，她告诉父母说凯文正在院子里小便。因为劳拉在幼儿园的孩子里算是姐姐，她的父母想要给她树立一种观念，那就是她应当帮助年纪比她小的孩子知道什么是对，什么是错。所以他们问道:“劳拉，亲爱的，凯文多大?”于是劳拉伸出两个食指，中间距离大约一英寸左右，然后说:“嗯，有这么大吧。”
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