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外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹140:给丈夫最好的警告(中英)

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My husband, not happy with my mood swings, bought me a mood ring the other day so that he would be able to monitor my moods. When I’m in a good mood it turns green. When I' m in a bad mood it leaves a big red mark on his forehead.

我的丈夫对我时常波动的情绪很不高兴。所以那天他给我买了一个心情戒指,那样他就可以从戒指上看出我的心情。当我的心情好的时候,那个戒指就会变成绿色。当我的心情不好的时候,在我丈夫的额头上就会留下一大块红色的戒指印。

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