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• 11. A Challenging Hunt

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  奖励加菲猫的节食计划-看漫画学英语之加菲猫[5]--双语幽默漫画

  jon:as a reward for staying on your diet,i'm going to allow you to have some sugar with your coffee today.乔恩：作为你保持节食的奖励，今天我将允许你在咖啡里放一些盐。jon:let me rephrase that.乔恩...

  2018-10-29 英语笑话

• 英汉幽默故事选读【131】

  Ways to Report Death　　Two brothers, Herbert and James, lived with their mother and a cat named Edgar. James was particularly attached to the cat, and when he had to leave town for several days,...

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• Marriage Joke(13)

  　　Harry had a bit of a drinking problem. Every night，after dinner，he took off for the local watering hole，spent the entire evening there and arrived home，well inebriated，around midnight each night. H...

  2018-12-31 英语笑话

• 出生的地方--双语幽默笑话

  visitor: is this a healthy place to live in?游客：住在这样一个地方是不是有益于健康？local yokel: yes, sir. when i arrived here, i couldn't walk or eat solid food.乡下佬：是的，先生。我刚到这时，我既不...

  2018-10-30 英语笑话

• 我是来接你的电话线的啊。

  A young businessman had just started his own firm. He rented a beautiful office and had it furnished with antiques.Sitting there, he saw a man come in to the outer office. W...

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• Question / Answer Jokes(72)

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• 赖世雄读英语笑话学英语之不带颜色的通俗笑话(3)：设身处地替人想一想(双语)

  Unit 3 Put Yourself in My place 设身处地替人想一想 Down on the farm, Mom told Dad to fix the outhouse. Dad took a look at the shitter and returned to Mom. 某一农场上，老妈要老爸去修理茅房。老爸...

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• 狗比老婆好的理由

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