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英汉双语笑话:Twin Lobsters 孪生龙虾

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twin lobsters

once i had achieved success as an entertainer, i wanted to impress my mom. i brought her to las vegas for dinner at caesar's palace. among other items, the menu listed "twin lobsters - $45."

"why don't you order that, mom?" i asked. "i know how much you like lobster."

she looked at me with the eyes of a skeptic and shook her head. "how do they know they're really twins?"
 
孪生龙虾
 
我当演员取得成功后,想在妈妈面前炫耀一番。于是,我带着她到拉斯维加斯的凯撒宫去吃饭。在菜谱中有道菜是“孪生龙虾--45美元。”

“你为什么不点那个呢,妈?”我问道:“我知道你很喜欢吃龙虾了。”

她满眼狐疑地看着我,然后摇了摇头。“他们怎么知道它们确实是孪生的呢?”

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