英语幽默小故事带翻译：Night inspection 夜察（中英双语）
93.Night inspection
93.夜察
My main responsibility as security inspector is checking on guards. One morning around three o'clock I made a surprise visit to a facility and found the guard sitting at a table with his arms folded in front of him as a pillow for his head.I cleared my throat，dropped my clipboard and rattled the trash csn, expecting him to wake up，startled and blearyeyed. No response. A few seconds later, he very calmly raised his head .looked heaven-ward and said，"Amen."
作为安全检查员，我的主要责任是检查那些值班人员。一次，大约在凌晨三点多时，我来到设备处，做了个突袭式检查。我发现值班人坐在桌旁，头枕着胳膊趴在桌上睡着了。我清了清嗓子，把我的记录夹扔在了地上，踢了一下垃极桶，想把他唤醒，吓他一跳，他睁开那双怪松的睡眼，但并没做出任何的反应。几秒钟后，他非常镇静地抬起头，望着天说:“阿门！”
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