趣味图片英语笑话：sun 太阳（双语）
everyone knows you, but you are not fresh, and that is difficult compared to reality stars, bieber, twilight, all that shit... you have to reinvent yourself and i'll help you ... tomorrow you'll rise in the west! and do you always have to be yellow? and why always so fucking hot?
大家都认识你，你并不新鲜，很难和现实中的星星，比伯，黎明等比……你必须重塑自我，我会帮助你……明天你从西方升起，为什么你老是黄色？为什么你如此的热？
the sun seeks guidance from a visionary branding consultant
太阳向一个有远见的咨询师寻求指导
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