装备得当
Being Properly Equipped
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club：
Interviewer： “So， Mr. Jones， what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday？”
Mr. Jones： “We're going to teach them climbing， canoeing， archery， and shooting.”
Interviewer： “Shooting！ That's a bit irresponsible， isn't it？”
Mr. Jones： “I don't see why， they'll be properly supervised on the range.”
Interviewer： “Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children？”
Mr. Jones： “I don't see how， we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.”
Interviewer： “But you're equipping them to become violent killers.”
Mr. Jones： “Well， you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one， are you？”
一位女新闻播音员正在会见一个少年俱乐部的领导。
会见者：那么琼斯先生，孩子们的冒险之旅将如何度过？
琼斯先生：我们将教他们爬山，划船，箭术和射击
会见者：射击！那有点不负责吧，是不是？
琼斯先生：是吗？他们会得到正确的指导。
会见者：难道你不承认教孩子们射击非常地危险吗？
琼斯先生：我看不出来多么危险。在他们摸枪之前我们会教他们正确的原则
会见者：但你们将训练他们成为残暴的杀手。
琼斯先生：哦。你装备（穿）得象一个妓女，但你不是，对吧？
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