英语幽默小故事带翻译： Guests 客人（中英双语）
133.Guests
133.客人
We had invited our friends Bob and Sheila to a special dinner. While my wife，Lee，prepared the meal，I rushed out to buy just the right wine.
我们邀请了朋友鲍博和舍拉来吃晚饭。趁妻子在做饭时，我买了一瓶佐餐葡萄酒。
Everything seemed perfect as we sat down at the dinner table，until I noticed that the ice bucket held an inferior wine.“Honey，“I said，”please bring out the bottle I purchased tonight. Bob and Sheila deserve better than this.“
大家就座了，一切都那么满意，直到我发现放好冰块的酒是一种劣质酒.“亲爱的，”我喊道，“请把我今晚买的酒拿出来。鲍博和舍拉应该喝比这种好的酒。”
"Dear,"Lee replied quietly, "Bob brought the wine.”
“亲爱的，”妻子平静地说:“这酒是鲍博买的。”
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