趣味图片英语笑话：Scoutmaster 童子军团长（双语）
children, this is the perfect place to camp. if we have to build something, we'll go to the hardware store, if we get hungry, there are pizzas, burgers and jamba juice, and if we get bored, we can go to the movies!
孩子们，这是露营的最佳地方，如果我们必须建一些东西，我们去五金店买；如果我们饿了，有披萨，汉堡，果汁；如若我们厌烦了，我们可以去看电影。
ernst actually wasn't the best scoutmaster
恩斯特真不是最好的童子军团长
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