英语幽默漫画带翻译:家常便饭(双语)
Dookie bird: What do you get it you put some marijuana in your “4-leaf clover stew”?
Dookie鸟:你知道“大麻四叶草炖肉”吗?
John the Tortoise: I don’t know…what?
约翰乌龟:我不知道…什么?
Dookie bird: Pot luck!
Dookie鸟:家常便饭!
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