趣味英语：老外如何辨别中国人（2）
16.you"ll haggle over something that is not negotiable. 你会为一些不可质疑的事情辩论. (无理取闹???)
17.you love to use coupons. 你喜欢用折价券. (勤俭节约~~)
18.you drive around looking for the cheapest petrol. 你为了最便宜的汽油费不惜开着车子到处找. (恩, 我爸就这样)
19.you drive around for hours looking for the best parking space. 你开着车子兜圈为了找到最好的停车位. (看来老外真的不太讲究这个.)
20.you take showers at night. 你晚上洗澡. (许多美国人都是早上洗, 不知道为什么)
21.you avoid the non-free snacks in hotel rooms. 旅店房间里的非免费食品你都不吃. (那些东西都是over-charged了的, 谁那么笨啊)
22.you don"t mind squeezing 20people into one motel room. 你不介意二十个人挤一间汽车旅房. (那也太抠门了吧...)
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