外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹310:每个人都这样吗?(中英)
Lifeguard: "I’ve been watching you sir, and you’11 have to stop urinating in the pool.”
救生员:“我已经观察你很久了,先生,你不能往游泳池里小便。”
Man: "But everybody urinates in the pool.”
男人:“但每个人都在游泳池里小便呀。”
Lifeguard: "From the diving board? "
救生员:“从跳板_上吗?”
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