外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹309:中奖(中英)
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A man rushes into his house and yells to his w wife,"Martha, pack up your things. I just won the California lottery!”
一个男人冲进家门对他的妻子大声嚷:“玛莎,收拾你的行李,我刚刚底了加州彩券!”
Martha replies, "Shall I pack for warm weather or cold?"
玛莎问:“我是该带冬装还是夏装呢?”
The man responds,"I don’t care. Just so long as you’re out of the house by noon!”
那个男人回答说:“我可不管,只要你能尽快地搬出这个房子!”
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