别担心我有很多钱。

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Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.Hi. This is John. If you are the phone company, I already sent the money. If you are my parents, please send money. If you are my financial aid institution, you didn't lend me enough money. If you are my friends, you owe me money. If you are a female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.

你好。我叫约翰。如果你是电话公司，我已经送钱。如果你是我的父母，请给我送钱。如果你是我的财政援助机构，你借我的钱还不够。如果你是我的朋友，你欠我的钱。如果你是女的，别担心，我有很多money.hi。我叫约翰。如果你是电话公司，我已经送钱。如果你是我的父母，请给我送钱。如果你是我的财政援助机构，你借我的钱还不够。如果你是我的朋友，你欠我的钱。如果你是女的，别担心，我有很多钱。

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