外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹308：好消息和坏消息(中英)
A man gets a telephone call from a doctor. The doctor says: "About this medical test I did on you，I have some good news and some bad news.”
一个男人接到一了一位医生打来的电话。医生说:“是关于我给你做过的体检的事，有个好消息还有个坏消息。”
The man asks for the good news first:
那个男人先要听好消息:
"The good news is that you have 24 hours to live,” says the doctor.
“好消息就是你还能活24小时。”医生说。
The man, incredulously: "If that is the good news, then what is the bad news??"
那个男人觉得有些不可思议说:“如果那叫做好消息的话，那坏消息是什么呢?”
"I couldn’t reach you on the phone yesterday.”
“我昨天打电话找不到你。”
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