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  A young girl was very much interested in the progress of her mother‘s pregnancy. Finally the day of birth drew near and the girl overheard arrangements being made for her mother to go to the hospital. She looked at her mother with great puzzlement and said,“Mom,I don’t understand. If they‘re going to deliver the baby,why do you have to go to the hospital?”

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