外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹271：医生和管道工(中英)
A doctor has some trouble with the sink, on a public holiday. He calls the local plumber, only to be told it's his day off…
在公假这天，一个医生家的水池出了些问题。他给管道工打电话，但是却被告知这天管道工也休息……
"But I get called out on my days off, too!” says the doctor, somewhat exasperated, and the plumber relents.
“但是我在休息日也被人叫去出诊过呀!”医生，有些生气。管道工听后有些缓和。
The plumber arrives, and glances over the sink, looking preoccupied. He mumbles something about golf, then hands the doctor a couple of aspirin and walks out, saying, "Put these in. If it doesn’t clear up in 24 hours, come and see me tomorrow.”
管道工到了以后，他全神贯注的看着水池。他嘴里还小声嘀咕着高尔夫球的事。然后，他往医生手里放了几片阿司匹林接着走出去，说:“把这些放进去。如果它二十四小时不通，明天来找我看看。”
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