趣味图片英语笑话:Spanish Inquisition西班牙宗教法庭(双语)
hey, you, buy a t-shirt that says:"i was tortureded by the spanish inquisition!"
嗨,你,买件t恤说“西班牙宗教法庭给我刑罚了。”
the spanish inquisition made its money primarily off of merchandise.
西班牙宗教法庭挣钱的主要方式是经商。
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