Joke：Samy Vellu Samy Vellu aka Semi Value broke his right arm （the one he uses to write）。 All the doktors and the spesialis in kay ell couldn't help him and so off he went to India to seek ay...
A Satisfied Gustomer一位心满意足的客户A rough looking fellow strolled into the bank and walked up to the teller.有一位相貌粗鲁的家伙走进银行对柜台职员说:"I wanna open a god-damned checking ac...
One bright day in the middle of the night，two dead boys got up to fight. Back to back they faced each other，drew their knives and shot each other. A deaf policeman heard the noise. Came and kill...
her nickname is “DAMN” she eats Wheat Thicks. people jog around her for exercise. she went to the movies and sat next to everyone. she has been declared a natural habitat for Con...
Keys? Kiss?
钥匙还是接吻
A friend of mine was giving an English lesson to a class of adult who had recently come to live in the United States. After placing quite a number of everyday objec...
Once upon a time， there lived a rich man， but he didn't know any words. One day， one of his friends wanted to borrow an ox from him， so he wrote a note and asked his servant to take it to this...
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a sma...
