外国最新英语幽默笑话精粹289：巧合(中英)
A woman was singing. One of the guests tamed to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人转身对他旁边的男士批评道:
"What a terrible voice!” he said. "Do you know who she is?"
“多难听的嗓音!”他说，“你知道她是谁吗?”
"Yes，” was the answer. "She is my wife.”
“知道。”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
"Oh，I beg your pardon.”The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. "I wonder who wrote that awful song.”
“噢，请你原谅、”客人说:“当然，她的嗓音并不坏，但那歌实在太差了。我想知道那是谁写的歌。”
“I did.” was the answer.
“是我。”男士回答道。
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